This came from an old issue of a gem of a magazine called Going Bonkers? The self-help magazine with a sense of humor.
Please enjoy "A Politically-Correct Dictionary for Dogs."
Archaic New
Dog Domestic Partner
Hound Canine Companion
Person Quadrupled-impaired
Pet Roommate
Master Master chef
Owner Automatic door opener
Command Suggestion
Pot roast Dog food
Groomer Spa
"Accident" Self-expression
Barking Discussing
Discipline Assertiveness training
Obedience Self-actualization program
Shedding Self-renewal
Digging through trash Recycling
Dog pack Fraternal organization
Guard dog Defense chief
Sheep dog Agricultural mgmt. professional
Lap dog Personal advisor
Stray Explorer
Kids Assailants
Bath Obsolete
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