How Dogs Think vs. How Cats Think

A bit of pet humor for you today

Soooo true....

A Politically-Correct Dictionary for Dogs

This came from an old issue of a gem of a magazine called Going Bonkers?  The self-help magazine with a sense of humor.

Please enjoy "A Politically-Correct Dictionary for Dogs."

Archaic                                         New
Dog                                              Domestic Partner
Hound                                          Canine Companion
Person                                         Quadrupled-impaired
Pet                                               Roommate
Master                                          Master chef
Owner                                          Automatic door opener
Command                                    Suggestion
Pot roast                                      Dog food
Groomer                                      Spa
"Accident"                                    Self-expression
Barking                                        Discussing
Discipline                                     Assertiveness training
Obedience                                   Self-actualization program
Shedding                                     Self-renewal
Digging through trash                  Recycling
Dog pack                                     Fraternal organization
Guard dog                                   Defense chief
Sheep dog                                   Agricultural mgmt.                                                                                     professional
Lap dog                                       Personal advisor
Stray                                            Explorer
Kids                                             Assailants
Bath                                            Obsolete

Happy Halloween, Boys and Girls...

Hope you get all the sweets you can handle! Sleep tight...

if you can.

morningstar mini-storage

There is a local mini-storage facility in my town that employs somebody with a good sense of humor to write sayings for their sign out front. It's always good for a chuckle and I take a picture whenever I get an opportunity. Here are a few that were posted recently. Hope you enjoy them.

I'm one of them, lol.

Taken this past spring.

My Norwegian friends enjoyed this.

Not sure if they meant to say Adobe, rather than Abode, 

but either way, it's pretty funny. Heaven knows how

many times Adobe updates their stuff.

Book Review: the beach street knitting society and yarn club

the beach street knitting society and yarn club

by Gil McNeil

A quick and fun read about a woman who must build a new business and a new life with her two boys after her husband's untimely demise.


Note: I am not being compensated for this review.

Book Review: Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes

Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes

A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

by Cory O'Brien

A fun and irreverent look at various world mythologies. The Norse were badasses, I must say, but all of them had pretty fascinating creation stories. Check out the Amazon reviews for more insight. Funny stuff!

A note: I am not being compensated for this review.

Humor du Jour

Here are a few humorous pictures for today. Only the first one is mine. The others I received in various emails.

Saw this while driving down the road one day, and while the subject is not amusing in and of itself, somehow the advertising struck me as kind of funny. For the bargain hunters in your life...right up to the very end.

This is what kitty does with your toothbrushes when you're not home.

 

A daring robbery!

Ouch!

 

Lovely...

 

 

 Fair warning!